Dharm guru

May 28th, 2010

Today I read one nonsense column in one of leading news papers of kachchh.

In that girl asked to her guru that “I am having nice voice and nice figure.. Should I go for modelling” And answer was..”Beta, tya vasna bharya bajar ma na jais.. tya darek vyakti potani havas(!!) santoshva no prayatan karse and tane use karse”..

Does this language should use by them? He goes forward” Shu tari ma ek vaishya hati k tane ava vichar ave che?” If some one call your mother call girl how the hell you think he is your guru and do his puja and all..

I just want to say plz stop this type of article. Dont brainwash of young india and dont use such words..

http://www.kutchmitradaily.com/purti.pdf
read modeling karkirdi jokhmi che? article and u will realize…

young india and naxal

April 19th, 2010

YOUNG INDIA AND NAXAL VIDEO

CANADA V/S INDIA

April 15th, 2010

A 19 year old ex-cheerleader (now an Air Force Security Forces Sniper) was watching a road that led to a NATO military base when she observed a man digging by the road. She engaged the target, i.e., she shot him.

It turned out he was a bomb maker for the Taliban, and he was burying an IED that was to be detonated when a Canadian patrol walked by 30 minutes later. It would have certainly killed and wounded several soldiers.


The interesting fact of this story is the shot was measured at 725 yards! She shot him as he was bent over burying the bomb. The shot went through his butt and into the bomb, which detonated; he was blown to pieces.

The Air Force made a motivational poster of her!

Folks, that’s a shot 25 yards longer than seven football fields!

And the last thing that came out of his mouth .. was his ass!

That is Canada!!

If that had happened in India, the following would be the aftermath.

1. J&K state declares hartal and violent demonstrations follow.

2. Civil Right Groups demand an enquiry.

3. Teesta Setalwad says the man was just answering nature’s call and files a case
against Modi accusing him of ordering the fire.

4. Hussain will draw a bare butt to honour the slain victim. “The Hindu” will hail Hussain’s freedom and artistry.

5. Barhka Dutt, Rajdeep Sardesai, Pronnoy Roy et al will debate for a week if it was correct to fire at the butt.

6. The Airforce sniper faces departmental enquiry and suspension.

7. Manmohan loses a night’s sleep and declares a compensation of Rs. 10 lacs to the
victim’s family!!

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If You Can Not Stand Behind Our Troops ,

Please Feel Free To Stand In Front Of Them!

If you agree with this Tweet it! If not, just ignore it.

Ain’t freedom a grand thing?

The problems of your neighbour

April 14th, 2010

There was once a well-known scholar, who lived in a mountain in the Himalayas. Tired of living with men, he had chosen a simple life and spent most of his time meditating.

His fame, however, was so great that people were willing to walk narrow paths, climb steep hills, swim rivers – to meet the holy man who was believed to be able to resolve any trouble of the human heart.

The wise man, as he was full of compassion, gave some advice here and there, but kept trying to get rid of unwanted visitors. Still, they appeared in larger groups, and once a day a crowd knocked on his door, saying that great stories about him were published in their local newspaper and that everyone was sure he knew how to overcome the difficulties of their lives.

The wise man said nothing but asked them to sit and wait. Three days passed, and more people arrived. When there was no room for anyone else, he addressed the people who were outside his door.

“Today I will give the answer that everyone wants. But you must promise that, to have your problems solved, you will not tell the new pilgrims that I moved here – so that you can continue to live in the solitude you so much crave. Men and women have made a sacred oath that if the wise fulfilled their promises, they would not let any more pilgrims climb the mountain.”

“Tell me your problems,” said the sage.

Someone began to speak, but was soon interrupted by others, as everyone knew that this was the last public hearing that the holy man was giving, and they feared that he wouldn’t have the time to listen to all of them. Minutes later, confusion was created, many voices were shouting at the same time, people were crying, men and women were tearing their hair out in despair because it was impossible to hear.

The wise man let the situation be prolonged a little, until he cried, “Silence!”

The crowd fell silent immediately.

“Write your problems down and put the papers in front of me,” he said.

When everyone finished, the wise man mixed all the papers in a basket, then said, “Keep this basket moving amongst you. Each of you will take a paper, and read it. You will then choose whether to keep your problems, or take the one given to you.”

Each person took a sheet of paper, read it, and was horrified. They concluded that what they had written, however bad it was, was not as serious as what ailed his neighbor. Two hours later, they exchanged papers amongst themselves, and each one had to put their personal problems back into his or her pocket, relieved that their distress was not as hard as they once thought.

Grateful for the lesson, they went down the mountain with the certainty that they were happier than all the others, and – fulfilling the promise made – never let anyone disturb the peace of the holy man.

A Pencil

April 10th, 2010

A boy was watching his grandmother write a letter. At one point he asked:

‘Are you writing a story about what we’ve done? Is it a story about me?’
His grandmother stopped writing her letter and said to her grandson:
I am writing about you, actually, but more important than the words is the pencil I’m using. I hope you will be like this pencil when you grow up.’

Intrigued, the boy looked at the pencil. It didn’t seem very special.
‘But it’s just like any other pencil I’ve ever seen!’

‘That depends on how you look at things. It has five qualities which, if you manage to hang on them, will make you a person who is always at peace with the world.’

‘First quality: you are capable of great things, but you must never forget that there is a hand guiding your steps. We call that hand God, and He always guides us according to His will.’
‘Second quality: now and then, I have to stop writing and use a sharpner. That makes the pencil suffer a little, but afterwards, he’s much sharper. So you, too, must learn to bear certain pains and sorrows, because they will make you a better person.
‘Third quality: the pencil always allows us to use an eraser to rub out any mistakes. This means that correcting something we did is not necessarily a bad thing; it helps to keep us on the road to justice.’
‘Fourth quality: what really matters in a pencil is not its wooden exterior, but the graphite inside. So always pay attention to what is happening inside you.’
‘Finally, the pencil’s fifth quality: it always leaves a mark. in just the same way, you should know that everything you do in life will leave a mark, so try to be conscious of that in your every action’

Love, Sex Aur Dhokha

April 2nd, 2010

Love, Sex aur Dhokha is one more low budget movie with all new actors and fresh and real story. all 3 stories are superb, crucially set and very well acted and directed. Hats off to Dibakar Benerjee for that.

The most impressive thing about movie is whole movie shown in hidden camera or reality camera.. It looks bit odd in first 5-10 mins. but then u surely enjoy movie… All 3 stories are totally different but then also attached and that’s charm of movie. It shows real india. It shows attitude of people, their thinking and everything and that is also real. No fake scenes or No fake stories.

I will give 4 and 1/2 out of 5.

Must watch for indian youth

Narendra Modi, Gujarat and Truth

March 29th, 2010

Since last few days, Congress is behaving to Amitabh bachhan and Narendra Modi are terrorist in india. They are showing this both are mass murderers.

Scene 1:

Now this is really big issue so I want to start from 2001. It was 28th of January,2001. Kachchh had survived one of longest earthquake 2 days ago, on that day Narendra Modi was not CM of gujarat or even no one knows him in gujarat or even not as popular in indian politics or media. On that day I seen him helping hands to people in Jubelly ground of bhuj. I also seen him guiding to CM Keshubhai Patel and Central Minister George Farnandise.

After this around in july or august BJP change in Gujarat Politics and make Narendra Modi CM.

Now next year in 2002, We are keep saying we are shameful for what happen in Gujarat Riots in 2002. How many people killed? How many people lost their home and so on.. After this every muslim was saying “We will not leave those hindus?” and every hindu was saying “Who started all this? we will take revenge” and that happen.. I still remember those days when it was really difficult to move in all gujarat urben and rural area.. and the tension was like that… People where like hell to kill eachother.. It was fault of all of us… We had survived full tension full 4-5 days with curfew and other problems. Things where horribaly wrong at that time. People are not ready to do work or talk with anything.

After that there was election in gujarat, and modi (or u can say BJP) wins that election grandly.. It was win of HINDUTVA as per people saying. After this Modi was totally changed.

In last 8 years, I had seen lots and lots of changes in gujarat. First thing was Asmita of Gujarat, Culture of Gujarat. People were thinking gujarat as state of dhokla and dandiya. But functions like Vibrant Gujarat, Rann Utsav in Kachchh and Global Navratri by Goverment of Gujarat is shown what is real spirit and collection of gujarat. White desert of rann of kachchh is now very famous because of Rann Utsav in Kachchh.

Second thing gone for Gujarat is Tourism. It increased after above mentioned functions. Third thing Gujarat is having lots and lots of investment in Gujarat. I still remember when Ratan Tata announce to come in Gujarat. one villege was ready to give all their land for company at token prize. Anil Ambani, Mukesh Ambani and other industrialist are also coming to gujarat.

Gujarat is going to celebrate his 50th birthday this year in May. and “Swarnim Gujarat” is on peak and if i say in twitter style it is trending topic in gujarat :)

Now These all thing were written to show true position of gujarat.

Scene 2:

Superstar and Perfectionist Amir Khan was going in car on delhi roads. He seen some people protesting against bulid dam on narmada river. He was shocked and joined them without knowing real issue. and due to that his movie Fanna was not shown in gujarat at that time.

Scene 3:

Amir khan came to gujarat in A’bad to promote his movie “3 IDIOTS”.

He was asked by reporters “Are you going to show this movie to Mr. Narendra Modi?”

He replied “Who is Narendra Modi?”

Scene 4:

After two days Mr. Amitabh Bachhan had called Mr. Narendra Modi to view his movie PAA (Which was realesed month ago). They both seen movie together and praise each other and Narendra Modi invited Amitabh Bachhan to be Brand Ambessedor of Gujarat. He accepted gracefully. After few days he also become Brand Ambessedor of Kerala.

now tista setalwad, medha patakar, mallika sarabhai (not sherawat) and other long team who hate narendra modi and gujarat. If narendra modi is mass murderer then is public of gujarat is fool to make him CM again and again? I am heartly welcome you people to kachchh or any place of gujarat and if u feel it is not place to live. Then we gujjus are ready to fight against narendra modi and his government. I went to many cities of gujarat and meet lots of people, and people litterly think it’s modi mania which booming in gujarat.

Gujarat is one of richest state of india, It is having better place to live from any other place.Gujarat gives india best industrialist, best politicians.

I heartly request to you all people dont describe Modi as Mass murderer or gujarat as state of taliban. Please come and visit us. Ask to common man of gujarat what he is feeling.

Jay Jay Garvi gujarat

plz show this song..

Jityu Hamesha Gujarat

WHY I AM A HINDU

March 18th, 2010


Four years ago, I was flying from JFK NY Airport to SFO to attend a meeting at Monterey , CA. An American girl was sitting on the right side, near window seat. It indeed was a long journey - it would take nearly seven hours.  I was surprised to see the young girl reading a Bible unusual of young Americans. After some time she smiled and we had few acquaintances talk. I told her that I am from India

Then suddenly the girl asked: ‘What’s your faith?’ ‘What?’ I didn’t understand the question.

‘I mean, what’s your religion? Are you a Christian? Or a Muslim?’*

‘No!’ I replied, ‘I am neither Christian nor Muslim’.  Apparently she appeared shocked to listen to that. ‘Then who are you?’ ‘I am Hindu’, I said.  She looked at me as if she was seeing a caged animal. She could not understand what I was talking about.* A common man in Europe or US knows about Christianity and Islam, as they are the leading religions of the world today.

But a Hindu, what?.*

I explained to her - I am born to a Hindu father and Hindu mother. Therefore, I am a Hindu by birth.*

‘Who is your prophet?’ she asked.

‘We don’t have a prophet,’ I replied.*

‘What’s your Holy Book?’* ‘We don’t have a single Holy Book, but we have hundreds and thousands of philosophical and sacred scriptures,’ I replied.*

‘Oh, come on at least tell me who is your God?’*

‘What do you mean by that?’*

‘Like we have Jesus and Muslims have Allah - don’t you have a God?’*

I thought for a moment. Muslims and Christians believe one God (Male God) who created the world and takes an interest in the humans who inhabit it. Her mind is conditioned with that kind of belief.*

According to her (or anybody who doesn’t know about Hinduism), a religion needs to have one Prophet, one Holy book and one God. The mind is so conditioned and rigidly narrowed down to such a notion that anything else is not acceptable. I understood her perception and concept about faith.

You can’t compare Hinduism with any of the present leading religions where you have to believe in one concept of god.*

I tried to explain to her: ‘You can believe in one god and he can be a Hindu. You may believe in multiple deities and still you can be a Hindu. What’s more - you may not believe in god at all, still you can be a Hindu. An atheist can also be a Hindu.’*

This sounded very crazy to her. She couldn’t imagine a religion so unorganized, still surviving for thousands of years, even after onslaught from foreign forces.*

‘I don’t understand but it seems very interesting. Are you religious?

‘ What can I tell to this American girl?* I said: ‘I do not go to temple regularly. I do not make any regular rituals. I have learned some of the rituals in my younger days. I still enjoy doing it sometimes..’*

‘Enjoy? Are you not afraid of God?’*

‘God is a friend. No- I am not afraid of God. Nobody has made any compulsions on me to perform these rituals regularly.

‘* She thought for a while and then asked: ‘Have you ever thought of converting to any other religion?

‘* ‘Why should I?. Even if I challenge some of the rituals and faith in Hinduism, nobody can convert me from Hinduism. Because, being a Hindu allows me to think independently and objectively, without conditioning. I remain as a Hindu never by force, but choice.’ I told her that Hinduism is not a religion, but a set of beliefs and practices. It is not a religion like Christianity or Islam because it is not founded by any one person or does not have an organized controlling body like the Church or the Order, I added. There is no institution or authority.*

‘So, you don’t believe in God?’ she wanted everything in black and white.

‘I didn’t say that. I do not discard the divine reality. Our scripture, or Sruthis or Smrithis - Vedas and Upanishads or the Gita - say God might be there or he might not be there. But we pray to that supreme abstract authority (Para Brahma) that is the creator of this universe.’*

‘Why can’t you believe in one personal God?’*

‘We have a concept - abstract - not a personal god. The concept or notion of a personal God, hiding behind the clouds of secrecy, telling us irrational stories through few men whom he sends as messengers, demanding us to worship him or punish us, does not make sense. I don’t think that God is as silly as an autocratic emperor who wants others to respect him or fear him.

‘I told her that such notions are just fancies of less educated human imagination and fallacies, adding that generally ethnic religious practitioners in Hinduism believe in personal gods. The entry level Hinduism has over-whelming superstitions too. The philosophical side of Hinduism negates all superstitions.*

‘Good that you agree God might exist. You told that you pray. What is your prayer then? she asked’

‘Loka Samastha Suk ino Bhavantu. Om Shanti, Shanti, Shanti,

‘* ‘Funny,’ she laughed, ‘What does it mean?’*

‘May all the beings in all the worlds be happy. Om Peace, Peace, Peace.

‘* ‘Hmm ..very interesting.. I want to learn more about this religion. It is so democratic, broad-minded and free’ she exclaimed.*

‘The fact is Hinduism is a religion of the individual, for the individual and by the individual with its roots in the Vedas and the Bhagavad-Gita. It is all about an individual approaching a personal God in an individual way according to his temperament and inner evolution - it is as simple as that.’

‘How does anybody convert to Hinduism?’

‘Nobody can convert you to Hinduism, because it is not a religion, but a set of beliefs, practices and a way of life and culture. Everything is acceptable in Hinduism because there is no single authority or organization either to accept it or to reject it or to oppose it on behalf of Hinduism.

‘* For a real seeker, I told her, the Bible itself gives guidelines when it says ‘ Kingdom of God is within you.’ I reminded her of Christ’s teaching about the love that we have for each other. That is where you can find the meaning of life.

Loving each and every creation of the God is absolute and real. ‘Isavasyam idam sarvam Isam - (the God) is present (inhabits) here everywhere – nothing exists separate from the God, because God is present everywhere. Respect every living being and non-living things as God. That’s what Hinduism teaches you.

Hinduism is referred to as Sanathana Dharma, the eternal faith. It is based on the practice of Dharma, the code of life. The most important aspect of Hinduism is being truthful to oneself. Hinduism has no monopoly on ideas - It is open to all. Hindus believe in one God (not a personal one) expressed in different forms. For them, God is timeless and formless entity.

Ancestors of today’s Hindus believe in eternal truths and cosmic laws and these truths are opened to anyone who seeks them. But there is a section of Hindus who are either superstitious or turned fanatic to make this an organized religion like others. The British coin the word ‘Hindu’ and considered it as a religion.

I said: ‘Religions have become an MLM (multi-level- marketing) industry that has been trying to expand the market share by conversion. The biggest business in today’s world is Spirituality. Hinduism is no exception’*

I am a Hindu primarily because it professes Non-violence - ‘Ahimsa Paramo Dharma’ - Non violence is the highest duty. I am a Hindu because it doesn’t conditions my mind with any faith system.

A man/ woman who change ’s his/her birth religion to another religion is a fake and does not value his/her morals, culture and values in life. Hinduism was the first religion originated. Be proud of your religion and be proud of who you are.

Om Namo shivaya, Om Namo Narayanaya Namaha*

Ant and Grasshoper (Indian Style)

February 17th, 2010

The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summerbuilding its house and

laying up supplies for the winter.
The Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool and laughs &

dances & plays the

summer away.
Come winter, the Ant is warm and well fed. The Grasshopper

has no food or

shelter so he dies out in the cold.

*Indian Version:**

The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer

building its house and

laying up supplies for the winter.
The Grasshopper thinks the Ant’s a fool and laughs

& dances & plays the

summer away.
Come winter, the shivering Grasshopper calls a press

conference and

demands to know why the Ant should be allowed to be warm

and well fed while

others are cold and starving.
NDTV, BBC, CNN show up to provide pictures of the shivering

Grasshopper next

to a video of the Ant in his comfortable home with a table

filled with food.
The World is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be

that this poor

Grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?
Arundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front of the

Ant’s house.*
Medha Patkar goes on a fast along with other Grasshoppers

demanding that

Grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter.
Mayawati states this as `injustice’ done on Minorities.
Amnesty International and Koffi Annan criticize the Indian

Government for

not upholding the fundamental rights of the Grasshopper.
The Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking

support to the

Grasshopper (many promising Heaven and Everlasting Peace

for prompt support

as against the wrath of God for non-compliance) .
Opposition MPs stage a walkout. Left parties call for

‘Bengal Bandh’ in West

Bengal and Kerala demanding a Judicial Enquiry.
CPM in Kerala immediately passes a law preventing Ants from

working hard in

the heat so as to bring about equality of poverty among

Ants and

Grasshoppers.
Lalu Prasad allocates one free coach to Grasshoppers on all

Indian Railway

Trains, aptly named as the ‘Grasshopper Rath’.
Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the ‘ Prevention

of Terrorism Against

Grasshoppers Act’ [POTAGA], with effect from the

beginning of the winter.
Arjun Singh makes ‘Special Reservation ‘ for

Grasshoppers in Educational

Institutions & in Government Services.
The Ant is fined for failing to comply with POTAGA and

having nothing left

to pay his retroactive taxes, it’s home is confiscated

by the Government and

handed over to the Grasshopper in a ceremony covered by

NDTV.
Arundhati Roy calls it ‘A Triumph of Justice’.
Lalu calls it ‘Socialistic Justice ‘.
CPM calls it the ‘ Revolutionary Resurgence of the

Downtrodden ‘
Koffi Annan invites the Grasshopper to address the UN

General Assembly. **
Many years later….**
The Ant has since migrated to the US and set up a

multi-billion dollar

company in Silicon Valley, 100s of Grasshoppers still die

of starvation

despite reservation somewhere in India ,
AND
As a result of loosing lot of hard working Ants and feeding

the grasshoppers,

India is still a developing country.

Nuke War with Pak?

February 16th, 2010

1. During the Cold War, if USA launched a nuke-loaded missile, Soviet Satellites would   inform the Soviet army in 3 seconds and in less than 45 seconds Soviet counter-missiles would be on their way.

2. Recent studies commissioned by US department of Defense included one on nuclear war between India and Pakistan :

3. This was the scenario…. ……… …

The Pakistan army decides to launch a nuke-missile towards India. They don’t need any permission from their government, and promptly order the countdowns. Indian technology is highly advanced. In less than 8 seconds, Indian army detects the Pak countdown and decides to launch a missile in retribution.

But they need permission from the Government of India. They submit their request to the Indian President. The President forwards it to the Cabinet.

The Prime Minister calls an emergency Lok Sabha session.. The LS meets, but due to several walkouts and severe protests by the opposition, it gets adjourned indefinitely.
The President asks for a quick decision.

In the mean time, the Pak missile failed to take off due to technical failure. Their attempts for a re-launch are still on.

Just then the Indian ruling party is reduced to a minority because a party that was giving outside support withdraws it. The President asks the PM to prove his majority within a week. As the ruling party fails to win the confidence vote, a caretaker government is installed.

The caretaker PM decides to permit the armed forces to launch a nuclear missile. But the Election Commission says that a caretaker government cannot take such a
decision because elections are at hand.

The Election Commission files Public Interest Litigation in the Supreme Court alleging misuse of power. The Supreme Court comes to the rescue of the PM, and says the acting! PM is authorized to take this decision in view of the emergency facing the
nation.

Just then one of the Pak missiles successfully took off, but it fell 367 miles away from the target, on its own government building in Islamabad at 11.00 AM. Fortunately there were no casualties as no employee had reached the office that early. In any case, the
nuclear core of the missile had detached somewhere in flight. The Pakistan army is now trying to get better technologies from China and USA

The Indian Government, taking no chances, decides to launch a nuclear missile of its own, after convening an all-party meeting. This time all the parties agree. Its three months since the army had sought permission.. But as preparations begin, “pro-humanity” , “anti-nuclear” activists come out against theGovernment’ s decision. Human chains are formed and Rasta rokos organized. In California and Washington endless e-mails are sent to Indians condemning the government and mentioning “Please forward it to as many Indians as possible”.

On the Pakistan side, the missiles kept malfunctioning. Some missiles deviate from target due to technical failures or high-speed wind blowing over Rajasthan. Many of them land in the Indian Ocean killing some fishes.

A missile (smuggled from US A) is pressed into service. Since the Pakistan army is unable to understand its software, it hits it original destination: Russia. Russians successfully intercepts the missile and in retaliation launches a nuclear missile towards Islamabad The missile hits the target and creates havoc.

Pakistan cries for help. India expresses deep regrets for what has happened and sends in a million dollars worth of Parle-G biscuits.

Thus India never gets to launch the missile. Pakistan never gets it right. And both live happily ever after!!!!